Sunday, November 29

I can't sleep.

Thinking about what the future will be. I hope i'll make the right decision.

Monday, November 23

Aloha~

Zzzzzz...

Hello again, I'm back from another road trip. :P

Reached UTP last night and this morning off we went to Teluk Intan where I was hosting some of my friends here, Pakker, Izzat, Thu Ha and Mai Chi. As usual I brought them to Khrisnan nasi kandar, Hawaii ice kacang, Mastan Ghani Mi Rebus, for lunch. They were about to puke and Izzat commented, "cannot follow me go hols, sure fat 1". Sien lor, bring them to nice food got commented like that. ;P

** lazy want to continue the post because no pics to support it. I wanted to show you the crocodile, river terappia (tuntung), elephant's legs, and the place where JWWBirch was killed but all the pictures are not with me now. All i have are the camwhore pictures of me, ha and chi which I doubt you wanna see it. Hmmm, sien lor. Wait lor, the tuntung really really cute one lor!

*** Hmm, going to road trip again, and this time heading NORTH again lor. Guess where?!?!?

Sunday, November 22

It's seriously a road trip

Spend most of the time on the road.

Drove to taiping from uni, and when we reached, i thought, damn at last we can rest, but the host was so eager to drive us around and show us some of the hugeass banglos on top of the hill and commented, this damn house rm2mil lor, rm3mil lor... ZZZzzzz.

At night after dinner went around the town in order to catch some glimpse of the famous local akua. hahaha but too bad it was drizzling so most probably they have to hide inside the building so we went to movie instead and slept around 3.

woke up at 5 to continue the trip to penang for interview in the morning session. During lunch we drove all the way to Komtar from Bayan lepas - jammed around 1 hour and then ate not-very-nice-laksa and overly-priced-kuey teow but luckily delicious cendol we got lost when we tried to go Queensbay mall for around 1 hour too. Hmm...

After dropping kian off the mall, we headed further up south to Kulim for something, spent around an hour there and before we went back, we went to find the *company* at Kulim High Tech Park, but it is so big we can't find it and drove back to Taiping instead.

ZZZZzz im damn tired~

Friday, November 20

bye bye 2

Going on a road trip to Penang and Taiping. Please suggest places to eat the best Laksa, Char kuey teow and other local dedicacies in both town ya. :)

Anyone in Penang / Taiping free to meet up?

XOXO

Thursday, November 19

Bye bye

I'm officially done with my Undergraduates studies. :)

Wednesday, November 18

A lovely message,not

I just want to show the message my brother wrote on my wall which is so true, my hair is shorter than his now. I totally forgot i have a brother, which means, I usually compare our skin tones, but now we have something else to compare, hair length. fml. Sien lor, I asked him to cut botak!

On another note if you have my facebook, please watch that Khoo & Kumiko Wedding Gate Crash Highlights I posted. Nice lor, to all my future brother-in-laws, i guess you better bribe me now~

Stupid pictures II

#1.Aloha, my name is Ass-you with massive eyes
#2. One fine day, we're in IRC studyin
#3.All words no play made us extremely bored.
#4. she was turning into lunatic a bit.
#5. While I was still pretty self-obsessed.
#6. She was looking for something funny, exciting
#7. She wasn't impressed.
#8. yesh, she's in, she is happy.
#9. and she turned into butterfly
#10. I couldn't recognize her anymore and i have to use magnifying glass.
#11. Turned out she grew moustache
#12. Woaahh, she is actually two-head ghost. !!!

#13: But i still love her to bits. :@
#14: speechless.

#15: try to be lesbo.
#16: Abugert Thu Ha.

#17: asking for helpppp

#18. picking nostrils. hahahah
#19: International bully.
#20. Haha
#21: You are so ugly but i still love you. kekeke
#22: Loves <3
#23: Sharing loves with Roommate too. hehe
#24: whoa, carina so tiny. Shock lor
#25: Ayerrr, Headless ghost!
#26: who says i can't make tao kai yan?
#27: no comment
#28: ??
#29: Carina disappear into thin air.
#30: I have got big smile and carina has got big eyes
#31: @.@
#32: Heeeeee
#33: sharon joined in, I was like a boy here
#34: kembar siam with sharon wtf.
#35: ...
#36: ,...
#37: how many of us?

#38: little sheateng, mama sharon, papa carina. :P
#39: housemates love. hahaha. ops, cresie was sleeping
#40. bye bye, till we're bored again!
Fuck, i got kukubird?

Tuesday, November 17

why guys take bath in the morning?

No, i don't mean the girls don't take bath in the morning. hihihihi.

Please read the both conversations below:

Conversation 1, between two gurls:

A: Ei, why guys take bath in the morning?
B: You think leh?
A: Don't really know lor.
B: What elseeeeeeeeeeeeee, *smirk*
A: Aiyeeeeeer..... that one arh?
B: Why you so retarded one!
A: Ewwww.

Conversation 2: between girl and guy in the morning and he just taken bath.

A: Ei, why guys take bath in the morning?
At the same time, A was asking and C was answering:
A & C : Pak Chui Cheng??? - water gun/masturbate.
A: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, i knew it!
C: Don't crazy la. every morning do will dry one lah.
A: Don;t bluff me lah. I knew it !! i knew it!
C: Really one, don't bluff you one. morning take bath good ma, won't get sick easily.
A: yalayala.. pak chui cheng la~

So? Is it real that most of the guys masturbate every morning and then of course are forced to take bath? LOL. Please enlighten me~ :P

Happy birthday pau

char siew pao in Love.
ops. it's sharon pau.
and all the loh mai kai, siu long pao, big pao, har mai, har kao.
lohmaikai kissing salad pau
siu mai not showing teeth :)
loh mai kai constipation. >.<
aiyer, big pau showing tongue :P
dim sum family.

Monday, November 16

The story

We used to say "whatever that makes him happy"

We also used to tell him "we are cool if you get yourself a partner"

and then that's when he brought home his girlfriend and introduced to us. It was so awkward but we pretended we were super cool and continued watching our Little Nyonya. When they left, we broke into laughters and reacting the whole introduction scene.

But deep in my heart, I know I was sad and worried, not much into the anticipation of the girlfriend thingy.

Weeks later, we get to know more of her backgrounds. It's becoming much more complicated and we hope he isn't serious about this relationship. We dislike her!

Just a while ago, I got his call asking me to check the airlines.

Shit.

We're not ready.

Saturday, November 14

FutureMe

Dear Sheateng2010,

I'm sheateng from 2009! surprise!!!!?!

How are you? I hope you are doing great ya know because if you're doing perfectly well, I'll be very proud of myself because i think i won't be studying Malaysian studies and the paper is this coming Monday. wtf. I hope you'll find a way to earn big money because i'm spending all your savings away because i;m so worried about the 2012. Better enjoy now right, who would know if it;s happening or not. Ah, 2012 is a HIT now i hope you still remember that movie because I woke up bloody early to eat dimsum and then catch the movie coz all the tickets were all sold off for the night slots. Also, I;ve just cut my hair damn short and I hope you do have a long hair now, the one that I've always wanted but too bad I kepala gatal went to cut it off.

I'm pretty excited how you'll look like and what you're doing. Oh man, it's like the doreamon comic books where future nobita visited the current nobita and told him that Sizuki (i know it's wrong but i don't bother to check her correct name as it's been stick to my head since i was little) will be his future wife. Sien lor now is totally different. I hope I'll receive an email from futureme instead im writing this letter to futureme and tell you what's going on in 2009. Lame lor but it's kinda cute and i hope YOU are excited reading this now and please don't say "aiyer sheateng2009 so stupid one" coz if u said that means you're stupid. KNS why am i writing this, i feel so stupid, hahahaha.

and i wonder if u still blog or did you change the url. HA HA.

From
Shea teng2009.
As i was reading Jason's blog, I came across this link and it's writing to the futureme. :) I think it's quite interesting. Go try it out!! hehehehe, I think i'll be sending futureme more than 1 letter because it's like a diary where you get to read in future and laugh at how stupid you were. hahaha. :)

My 7 days diet plan

Day 1: Skip breakfast and lunch. Dinner eat one spoonful of honey and one slide of bread.

Day 2: Skip breakfast and dinner. Lunch eat at Keng Heong.

Day 3: Skip lunch and dinner. Breakfast at Fu San.

Day 4: Skip breakfast, lunch and dinner. Supper at Farouk.

Day 5: Repeat day 1

Day 6: Repeat day 2

Day 7: Dead.

Well, i'm just kidding. I've just signed up an awesome diet plan, which I will be attending after my finals which is called : Outward Bound Camping in Lumut. Wuhuuu... Ahh, my last camping, which I'll be going with schoolmates. ;)Hopefully it is gonna be so much of fun. I googled and found a few bloggers who attended it and of them is him. Sound scary but I'm prepared for it. Heck, i even cut my hair for this ( to look more strong. lol )

Kayak to Pangkor Island and camp out... weewiit. It's gonna be soooooo FUN and I really hope that 6 -in - 1 packs will well, depacked back into 6. LOTF. ~ laughing on the floor. :)

Friday, November 13

boy cut


Wednesday, November 11

TKT, someone kutuk you!

Tuesday, November 10

Deng Deng Deng

Good Luck UTPians!

Oh. Last finals. :D

ps: don't forget your exam slip and matrix card.

Monday, November 9

we are bunch of LOVE

XXX says:
lotf
laughing on the floor?
hahaha

YYY says:
u didnt know so out one

XXX says:
ala ala laa

ZZZ says:
nono... rofl

XXX says:
u baru know

YYY says:
rolling on the floor la
ish haih

ZZZ says:
laughing on the floor

XXX says:
okie. i preferlaughing on the floor

YYY says:
haha laughing on the floor

ZZZ says:
kekekekeke

YYY says:
sotf
guess wht is ths
swimming on the floor

XXX says:
good one

ZZZ says:
sex on the floor

YYY says:
hah?
damnn

ZZZ says:
hahahhaha

YYY says:
dirty minded

XXX says:
fotf?

YYY says:
fucking on the floor

ZZZ says:
hahahahaha

YYY says:
oishh

XXX says:
hahah
u got it right
damn,since when ZZZ is so dirty minded?

ZZZ says:
hey guess wat 'girl' means

YYY says:
girl
ermmm.. girl means young lady

ZZZ says:
girl = ghost in real life

XXX says:
wtf.

YYY says:
i see
not funny

ZZZ says:
mauhahaha

XXX says:
who came out iwth dat?

ZZZ says:
i saw someone posted at fb

YYY says:
hmm.. k la
i think we should stop bullshitting here
its time to go to bed
nite girls

XXX says:
okkk
nitess

ZZZ says:
ok
nite nite

YYY says:
love yall
chiao

women think

I double clicked, pressed F5 then ESC.

Then, I double clicked again. Clicked once, clicked twice.

I clicked on "Add Image" and clicked away.

Waited for a while and I smiled. The image displayed. Clicked on the picture and pulled it downwards.
Then, I thought a while, should I repeat those actions again but I feared that I might not able to graduate if I post those pictures... Those really funny pictures you know?

Very funnie one, and i think everyone will loves it to the maximum, or perhaps right click and save the image to their own PCs.

Hmmm... ZP and CK can i do that to entertain my readers?

What??? Please speak louder I can't hear you.

"Cannot ar?"

Sien lor. they don't let wor...

*think think*

Ey, I am the photographer, and i own those pictures. They are just models. By right, they have to pay me for the photos taken.

*sei chao sei lar.Hmm, at least their identities are not disclosed

literally. I mean.

Well, I said a very lame yet interesting joke today.

CK said his mouse spoilt. The mouse he bought from the PC Fair and cost RM20.

I smirked and said, "well, i told you not to buy that one already. You know, my mouse I use since Year 1 and still running fast. The secret is, DO NOT LET ANY CATS go near your Mouse or else your mouse will die of heart attack".

Laugh, it's a joke dude.

See, I pressed ESC just to update this post *tikus* i know you all so stressed with Finals ma, you need something to read and then complaint, "KNN, like that also want to blog meh?"

...

I think it's true when Russel Peter said Women Think alot. Never stop thinking, even for a second.

Sigh, what to do, we have to worry about everything, while man thinks with their ****. Well, watch UGLY TRUTH.

CRAP. I know.

Sunday, November 8

I miss ya all

Miss those sleepovers and late nights gossips.
most of all, i miss your xoxo.

random random

probably the last k-session before the F. Exam
Aww, friends nvr say goodbye~
11 days to go.

sometimes I wonder why I'm counting my days here in UTP. It's like my days are numbered. Damn, how would you feel if you have 11 days to live?

last MS lecture in LH1

Aza aza, finals in 3 days? It's time to rock and roll with my books. ;)

Thursday, November 5

My dad and I

One day, my dad was sitting beside me and I showed him my sweetest smile, which means all my teeth were shown like that:


And then he asked me, " Eh, your teeth so crooked you don't want to wear braces?"

I smiled and replied, "I WANT I WANT!!!! if you sponsor me ;)"

He asked again: "How much?"

I said :"very cheap only, around 2-3 K"

He smiled at me and said "Actually your teeth not very bad, cute ma. hehehhe"