why guys take bath in the morning?

No, i don't mean the girls don't take bath in the morning. hihihihi.

Please read the both conversations below:

Conversation 1, between two gurls:

A: Ei, why guys take bath in the morning?
B: You think leh?
A: Don't really know lor.
B: What elseeeeeeeeeeeeee, *smirk*
A: Aiyeeeeeer..... that one arh?
B: Why you so retarded one!
A: Ewwww.

Conversation 2: between girl and guy in the morning and he just taken bath.

A: Ei, why guys take bath in the morning?
At the same time, A was asking and C was answering:
A & C : Pak Chui Cheng??? - water gun/masturbate.
A: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww, i knew it!
C: Don't crazy la. every morning do will dry one lah.
A: Don;t bluff me lah. I knew it !! i knew it!
C: Really one, don't bluff you one. morning take bath good ma, won't get sick easily.
A: yalayala.. pak chui cheng la~

So? Is it real that most of the guys masturbate every morning and then of course are forced to take bath? LOL. Please enlighten me~ :P