I picked up my office phone and dialed a number.
Me: Hello, may i speak to XXX?
He: Yes, I am speaking.
(He sounded doubtful which I guess he couldn't recognize my voice, hence...)
Me: I am calling from Exxon Mobil and I want to set up an interview with you.
I giggled. I thought now he probably realized that he's being fooled.
He: Actually I am working already. But if you need people, I can suggest my friends.
Me: Would you like to go lunch with me?
He: What? Can you repeat again please?
Me: I want to date you for lunch.
He: (Confused) Who am I speaking to?
Me: (Surrender) I'm SheaTeng lar.....
He he he... Sorry.