April Fool!

How's your day? Have you been fooled today? Well, this year I managed to fool some of my friends and colleagues...nothing serious just some stupid pranks. Enjoy! 

#1st Prank: 

Me: Eh, I heard you transferring to Kerteh? 

KAS: Yea, leaving next week. 

Me: Wow, that's fast. Let's meet up tonight. 

KAS: You are back in MAS? Let me ask my wife.

Me: April fool! I am not back yet. 

KAS: ZZZ

#2nd Prank:

Me: Oi

ZP: What?

Me: Jom meet up. 

ZP: OK, jom. nasi lemak SS. Only you know the direction.

Me: Sure, you pick me up OK?

ZP: So far? You take train here la I pick you.

Me: Mai la... I very lazy want to drive and train so expensive.

ZP: OK la, I come pick you up. 

...

At 6.30A.M Houston time, I got a call from ZP. I was half asleep and I texted him

Me: Oi, April fool lah, I am still in the US.

ZP: Bodoh

(I feel bad and I hope he did not drive to Cyberjaya to pick me.....)

#3rd Prank:

Me: Khin, check your phone. I texted you something very important.

Khin: OKOK.

Khin: I didn't get any message..?

Me: April Fool...

Khin: WTF..

#4th Prank:

Me: Eh Jingle, check your phone, I texted you something urgent.

Jing: OK. Eh, no message pun?

Me: April foolll....

(after a while I decided to sign off and go offline)

Jing: What the f.... You very funny (over text)